The Money Doesn't Last
The retire-abroad budget is a snapshot sold as a trajectory. A transparent 25-year drawdown model, every assumption shown, the year the margin hits zero.
The numbers on aging abroad
No Margin Left
What aging and decline really cost — read sharpest through the Western expat in Southeast Asia, where the margin runs out first. Costed and unflinching.
The brochure sells a sunset. The numbers sell nothing. This is the arithmetic the dream-sellers leave off the page: what relocation costs, what it cannot fix, and where the margin runs out.
Start here · the benchmark
The Geographic Cure Is a Lie
Moving abroad won't make you happy. The geographic cure is a term from addiction recovery. What travels with you, what doesn't, when the bill lands.
Read the essay →Start with these · the essential nine
Where the money runs out, what insurance and care cost, and what the move cannot fix.
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Dark Stats - 02
Dark Stats The Return-Rate Triangulation — A Cohort-Decay Model
No agency counts how many retirees stay, so model it: 100 arrivals decay to 54 in place at 75, 18 at 85. The stay-curve, with its bands stated.
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Dark Stats The Insurance Cliff at 70
Expat health cover is cheap while you don't need it and fails when you do. The cross-insurer age curve, and the year the premium overtakes the pension.
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Aging The Long-Term Care Tail
Cheap care is a per-month number. What ends estates is duration: a multi-year dementia trajectory, paid uninsured, with no one to hold the tier down.
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Aging Dying in Thailand: The Repatriation Runbook and Its Real Cost
Sending a body from Thailand to the USA runs $10,000-$20,000 all-in, over 6-13 weeks, under a 30-day clock. The repatriation runbook, costed by leg.
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Notes "I'll Just Go Home If It Goes Wrong" — Why the Escape Clause Fails When You Invoke It
The universal expat reassurance is a conditional that fails exactly when it is needed. 'Go home' decomposed into five preconditions, each plotted.
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Notes The Second-Year Wall — Why It Is Not Culture Shock, and Why That Is Worse
The expat second-year wall is real, but the culture-shock U-curve that explains it fails its own tests: a novelty dividend amortising to zero.
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Decision The Pre-Move Reality-Check Framework
Every retire-abroad checklist is built to clear you to go. This one can return 'no': four solvencies, financial to exit, scored on 25-year survival.
Now run your own numbers
Three deterministic, in-browser models. No account, nothing leaves your device, every assumption shown and editable. The arithmetic above, made about you. None of it is advice.
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The hero
Failure-Mode Wizard
Four short steps about your situation → a ranked map of which documented failure modes you are most exposed to, each linked to the piece that quantifies it.
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The model, interactive
Cost-of-Aging Calculator
A by-city projection with the curve no cost-of-living calculator shows: healthcare escalation by age, the insurance step at 70 and 75, the long-term-care tail. Finds the year your margin reaches zero.
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The dark-honest one
Vices Wizard
A non-judgmental, multi-year estimate of the expat financial bleed the dream content never prices — and how many years it pulls your "margin reaches zero" date forward.
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The ledger · five clusters
- 01 Dark Stats The hard numbers — the math, the base rates, the costs. 11 pieces
- 02 Aging Insurance age-out, long-term care, and dying abroad. 11 pieces
- 03 Notes What relocation does not fix — the ideas behind the numbers. 8 pieces
- 04 Decision Visa-income math and the pre-move reality-check. 8 pieces
- 05 Country Philippines and Thailand reality files. 7 pieces
Recently added
All 45 pieces →
Buying Property Through a Thai or Filipino Spouse: What You Actually Own
A foreigner can buy the house and never own the land under it. What each workaround signs away when the marriage or the law turns, costed.
The Vice-Economy Bleed: What the Bar Costs Over a Decade
A ฿1,200 night out in Pattaya, a ₱2,000 one in Angeles. The daily number is small and true. Compounded over ten years, here is the six-figure total the daily number hides — and the health cost beside it.
Healthcare Access at 78: Bangkok vs Chiang Mai
The cheap-living city and the best-care city are not the same one. Bangkok vs Chiang Mai on the access dimensions that decide outcomes with age — and the transfer.
Read the full library — all 45 pieces, or browse by cluster above. Every figure traces to a dated source; the underlying time-series are published as open data (CC BY 4.0).